My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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