I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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