ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Randomize
