why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
did i walk over a car last night?
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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