On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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