we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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