who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Randomize
