What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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