is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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