How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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