Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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