You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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