sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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