You're so nebulous sometimes
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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