My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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