I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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