She went from zero to smokin in five shots
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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