google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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