: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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