im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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