I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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