I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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