they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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