You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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