Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I think a kid would responsible me up
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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