Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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