check it out our google latitudes are spooning
the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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