im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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