: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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