have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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