Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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