your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Randomize
