im gay
i know
yea but for you.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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