He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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