I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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