wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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