i think my mom watched the whole time
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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