You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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