i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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