He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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