Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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