Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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