To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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