Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
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