I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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