That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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