It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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