I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
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its like you know when i get waxed
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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