I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Randomize
