it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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